Thursday, November 15, 2007

New and Improved Stereotypes

These are taken from

Black people can extinguish a fire just by dissing it.

During the great Chicago fire of 1871, it took nearly 100 men implying the inferno's mother was promiscuous to smother the blaze

Germans can get pregnant from the sound of David Hasselhoff's Voice

And yet they just can't resist his dulcet tones. Which must be why one in three German women are impregnated by him at any given time. (Watch out Kristina)

Indians lose their nipples every full moon...

But on the bright side, when they reappear they smell exactly like fresh-baked sugar cookies.


Amisha said...

I didn't know any of that. Thanks for enlightening me.

Paige said...

Who knew that stereotypes could undergo such transformations? I'm happy to see the progress we've made.

Dave said...

why sugar cookies?

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