Sunday, April 13, 2008

Not feeling so well

Jamie: Oh you're burning up. Can I get you something?

Kyle: No. I want to take a bath. A bath would be soothing.

Jamie: So why don't you? Do you want me to run you a bath?

Kyle: No, I don't like our bath. It's sketchy and dirty.

Jamie: No it's not.

Kyle: It has chips in the porcelain and there's that brown stain...

Jamie (interrupting): Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's dirty.

Kyle: ... and I pee in it.

6 comments:

Karen said...

You know there are cleaning products to deal with such problems.

Paige said...

Peeing in the shower must be a guy thing. You would never catch a woman even entertaining the idea. Would you???

Aimee said...

I love the Jamie and Kyle exerpts! Hope things (health and shower peeing) improve around there. Maybe Kyle - if not already - needs to be assigned tub cleaning duties.

Dave said...

Way to be Kyle! I consider peeing in the shower to be an environmentally sensitive move! After all, you're saving water!

Celia said...

I had a dream about you having a dinner party last night, it was quite bizarre, but I wanted to let you know that I had a good time.

Teresa said...

I'm suddenly very happy we only have a half bath on the main floor.

 
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