Ouch

Me: "Oh Chaz, come here. You're so cute. Let's snuggle."
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I lay down on the floor beside the dog and start scratching his head.
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Kyle: "You want to snuggle with that grubber?"
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Chaz looks at me blankly, gets up, and walks away, leaving me alone on the cold floor.
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Kyle: "I was talking to the dog."

I get off the floor and chase Kyle down the hall.